King of the Seas

Your name is PLADES ANTASI and you are a bit of a SELF CENTERED PRICK. You're a SEADWELLER of SEVEN SOLAR SWEEPS.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which are not that IMPORTANT. You like MUSIC and you try to SING, but you really are not that GOOD at it. You quite enjoy JEWELRY, and wear a NECKLACE and two RINGS.

You wear a BERET, as well as a SASH and BOOTS. You think they make you look COOL, but in reality they make you look like a bit of a DOUCHEBAG.

Your lusus is some sort of EEL. He's always there for you even when you don't want him to be.

Your Trollian handle is descendingExecutioner, and you type in a way that COMMANDS everyone's attention // .
[This is an AU Homestuck fantroll account.]

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[You chuckle a little bit, in a condescending tone, with a smirk.]

HMM // … I guess you might put it that way // …

[You blink.]

wait what way i…

[You laugh a little, under your breath. How… Pathetic.]

WHAT an interesting turn of events, dearest Sel // .

 i’mm not your dearest

IT’S called sarcasm // .

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[You chuckle a little bit, in a condescending tone, with a smirk.]

HMM // … I guess you might put it that way // …

[You blink.]

wait what way i…

[You laugh a little, under your breath. How… Pathetic.]

WHAT an interesting turn of events, dearest Sel // .

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[You notice the young troll, but don’t think much of it. After all, what young troll wouldn’t want to associate themselves with you?]

HMM // ….. HELLO there // .

[You wave lightly at the young troll.]

[You wave back, wearing a big smile like you always do.]

HoNk HoNk. 

HeY, bRoThEr.

[You can’t help but smile a little at the young troll.]

HELLO // . MY name is Plades Antasi // . WHAT is your name // ?

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[You chuckle a little bit, in a condescending tone, with a smirk.]

HMM // … I guess you might put it that way // …

 [You blink.]

wait what way i think i’mm llost

[You roll your eyes]

WELL, you did say you could be smart at times // . PERHAPS you can figure it out, in that case // .

 wait

are you callllin mme stupid or sommethin

NO, I am simply recalling something you said to me mere moments ago // . UNLESS you are a liar, and what you said is untrue // .

[You notice the young troll, but don’t think much of it. After all, what young troll wouldn’t want to associate themselves with you?]

HMM // ….. HELLO there // .

[You wave lightly at the young troll.]

[DAMN YOU TO HELL, SEXUAL SUNDAY.]

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HOW insightful of you, Sel // .

 [You don’t know if that was suppose to be sarcasm or not, so you just give a big somewhat goofy grin.]

i can be pretty smart if i want to be

[You chuckle a little bit, in a condescending tone, with a smirk.]

HMM // … I guess you might put it that way // …

 [You blink.]

wait what way i think i’mm llost

[You roll your eyes]

WELL, you did say you could be smart at times // . PERHAPS you can figure it out, in that case // .

OH, I see // ….

>Pout

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HOW insightful of you, Sel // .

 [You don’t know if that was suppose to be sarcasm or not, so you just give a big somewhat goofy grin.]

i can be pretty smart if i want to be

[You chuckle a little bit, in a condescending tone, with a smirk.]

HMM // … I guess you might put it that way // …

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WELL hello there // …

hey there seadwellller

I didn’t catch your name // . WHAT is your…

HOW insightful of you, Sel // .